deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via pizza)

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

(via falling-insidethe-black)

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

your-eyes-swallow-me:

lora-mathis:

Girl, an ongoing series 
by Lora Mathis 

I’m a guy and I’m reblogging this because I am sorry. 

(via meloncrawly)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via nintendohypetrain)

Men
They hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are.
If you return the sentiment,
They’ll try to make you different;
And once they have you, safe and sound,
They want to change you all around.
Your moods and ways they put a curse on;
They’d make of you another person.
They cannot let you go your gait;
They influence and educate.
They’d alter all that they admired.
They make me sick, they make me tired.

—Dorothy Parker (via observando)

sophie turner | portrait session - san diego comic con 2014 x

(Source: daenerysstormbon, via nymerosarianne)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY