They are all usurpers, and they are all my enemies.

(Source: stannisbaratheon, via tanaquil)

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

(via mymomsabird)

coonami:

when you’re driving and a feel hits you

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via crescendii)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

(via kunissexual)

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

(via mymomsabird)

You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.

—10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)

(Source: seethestarsablaze, via mymomsabird)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY